Kid Wars: Characters, Places, and Things

Bib Fortuna= Lib Fortune
Jabba the Hut= Slobba the Mutt
Tusken Raiders= Dusken Raiders
Jawa= Imps
Kister Banai= Kidster Planai
C-3PO= E-3AO
Shmi Skywalker= Me Washburner
Captain Tarpals= Captain Burpels
Mos Espa= Los Gatos
Theed Royal Palace= Feed Royal Palace
Mos Eisley= Los Dusty
M.T.T= M.T.T
Gungan Sub= Dungan Sub

Kid Wars: Characters, Places, and Things

Yoda= Coda
Mace Windu= Mace Chilu
Ki-adi-Mundi= Ki-adi-Cooley
Sebulba= Championa
Fode and Beed= Frek and Frode
Darth Sidious= Darth Jordanis
Chanceller Vallorum= Chanceller Valucium
Chanceller Palpantine= Chanceller Mapletine
Destroyer Droids [ Droidakas]= Destroyer Dolls [Rollikas]
Captain Panaka= Captain Burga
Queen Amidala= King fattidala
Watto's Junk Shop= Fatto's Junk Food Shop
The Gungan Swamp Palace= The Dungan Stink Palace
A.A.T= A.T.T
Trade Federation Control Ship= Girl Federation Command Center

Kid Wars: Characters, Places, and Things

Jax-on Kenobi = Obi Wan Kenobi
Wy-att- Jinn = Qui- Gon- Jinn
Anakin Skywalker= Kaden Washburner
Jar Jar Binks= Fart Fart Stinks
Darth Maul= Darth Macy
R2-D2= M2-K2
Watto= Fatto
Battle Droid= Battle Doll
Nute Gunray= Cute Prtay
Big Boss Nass= Big Boss Gass
Naboo= Fatzoo
Tatooine= Desertine
Big Goober Fish= Big Booger Fish
Pod Racer= Trike Pod
Dioxant= Perfume
S.T.A.P= P.O.G.O

Kid Wars: The Phantom Princess

I'm making a book called Kid Wars. It is kind of like Star Wars except that it is all about kids. Here is the prolouge.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

Kid Wars
Episode. 1 The Phantom Princess

There is unrest in the galaxy as the Galactic Boypublic and the Bigi Order are on the breach of a galactic civil war with the Girl Federation and the feared Kiss. Spies are everywhere to gain information about the enemy. The Girl Federation makes a daring move and sets siege upon the planet Fatzoo. While the terrified employees of Fatzoo watch in terror as their planet is invaded Bigi Master Wy-att Jinn and his padawan Jax-on Kenobi are sent on a secret negotiation mission to the blockade around Fatzoo. Will they succeed? Will they get captured and never free the employees of Fatzoo. Read on and find out.