Slacker

Im so sorry for not writing on my blog all this time. I just can't wait for my birthday. Im going to have a big birthday blast so stay tooned.

When Cloning Goes Wrong

Whoever did these pictures did a realy good job!
A Smelly Slider
A Intrested Rabbit Reptile or Amphibian?

A Shelled Predator

A Jumping Feline

A Red Robin
A Wood Jump

A Flying Gecko

A Flying Danger

The Mountain Squirel
A Golden Chickadee
The duck that bites back!

A Beagle

Short Term Memory Loss

Speaking of Senior Moments: WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper? The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was. Ma'am, said the newspaper employee, today is Saturday ... The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday. There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.... As she was heard to mutter 'Well crap------------ ... So that's why no one was at church today.'

What I've Been Reading Lately

1. Harry Potter

2. The Adventures of Melvin Beederman

3. Bud Barkin, Private Eye

4. The Swiss Family Robinson

5. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

6. Attack of the Screaming Mummies from Outer Space

7. Franny K. Stein

8. If Dinosaurs Roamed the Earth...

I've been reading a lot lately if you can see. I really like reading and trying new books so some of these books might seem weird to you so Ill tell you what they're about. Harry Potter, I've been reading a lot of those. The Adventures of Melvin Beederman, is about a super hero kid who loves spreading justice, but the only problem is that wherever he goes he sees underwear! Bud Barkin, Private Eye, is about a detective dog named Howie who has the voice of a finely tuned piano. The Swiss Family Robinson, is about a Swiss pastor and his family's struggle for survival after they're boat crashes and they're stuck on a remote island. Every body's favorite hero is back in a whole new adventure where, this time he's battling Thugges, evil men who worship an evil goddess Kali Ma and sacrifice the people of India. Attack of the Screaming Mummies From Outer Space is about Howie a little dog who lost his family due to a tornado and finds a pooch named Delilah and together they find a time machine warp to Egypt 100 years later where screaming alien mummies try to take over the world.Franny K. Stein is a little girl who has a flesh eating koala. eye-ball remover and a mind for mad science. What if dinosaurs roamed the earth? What would it be like? Would they cause terror and panic?Why don't you read it and find out.

Big Fat Lazy Butt!!!

How awesome is it that I finally got up and learned how to ride my bike without training wheels!!! I've been slacking all these years I feel soo terrible.