A lot of stuff has happened to me and I want to put it all in one post so it won't take as long...
1. This week I finished The Work and the Glory: Pillar of Light By: Gerald Lund. It was a really good book that talks about Joseph Smith getting the Gold Plates and the Steed family and their own affairs. It talks about the McBride family and Oliver Cowdry, William Harris, and the Smith family. About how Joshua Steed moves out of the family and tries to steal the Gold Plates with the Murdock brothers. I learned a lot about the church and I can't wait to read the next one.
2. Last month I made a book club and invited a bunch of people, friends, family, neighbors and other homeschoolers. At the beginning we handed out papers that you're supposed to fill out your favorite books and any you recommend. Then we played outside for a while and waited for the others to come. When everyone was there told the our names and talked about what the name of the book club should be. I said we should name it "Lights, Camera, Jaxon!" My friend Wyatt said we should just call it "The Book Club book Worms" or "Jaxon's Book Club". But the my Dad said we should name it "The Papyrus Pirates of Words" and everyone agreed on that. We then discussed what books we should read, so we said the names of the books we liked and put them in a bowl and drew the books we would read. We decided on these books:
May: Holes by: Louis Sacher
June: Wayside Stories from Wayside School by: Louis Sacher
July: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince by: J.K Rowling
August: The Hobbit by: J.R.R Tolkien
September: Summer of the Monkeys by: Wilson Rawls
October: Old Yeller by: Fred Gipson
November: Lord of the Rings #1
December: Marley and Me by John Grogan
January: Into the Wild by Eric Hunter
February: Great American Warriors
March: Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
April: Pillage by Obert Sky
3. Next weekend is the Father's and son's Outing for my ward and we have to go on the day of my green belt graduation. We're going to go camping and fishing there. The plan is that if I pass testing I can just get it the next day. When I graduate I will get my purple belt.
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Monday, May 4, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Good Math Books (April Fools day Part 5)
These are some awesome math books I've been using.
I Love Fractions By: Henry the Eighth
How To get Quotents By: Dee Vide
We Each Have Half By: Eve N. Steven
Three, Six, Nine, Twelve By: Skip Count
Arithmetic Stinks By: P. U. Math
Subtracting By: Les Stuff,
Addition Is Fun By: Carrie Dee Five
I'm Always On Top of Things By: Numa Rator
What's 10+10 By: Gimme D. Sum
One, Three, Five, Seven, Nine By: Todd Odd
What's the Difference By: Sue B. Tract
Guess How Many Jellybeans are in a Jar By: S. T. Mate
Heads or Tails By: Flip A. Coin, One Forth of July By: J.
Learn Addition In a Minuet By: Adam Fast, Nothing and More Nothing By: Z. Row
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
April Fools Day (Part 4) Other Jokes
Here are some space, snake, and bug jokes. Enjoy :)
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly webs!
Q: What do bugs use cheerios for?
A: Hula hoops!
Q: On what day do spiders eat the most?
A: Flyday
Q: What's big, bright and silly?
A: A fool moon!
Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman
A: An astro-nut
Q: Why did the snakes get in trouble at school?
A: because they were always hiss-pering!
Q: What kind of shoes do reptiles wear?
A: Snakers!
Q: What kind of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches, they don't have any feet!
Q: Where should a 300 pound alien go?
A: On a diet!
Q: What is a martians normal eyesight?
A: 20-20-20
Q: What's soft and white and comes from Mars?
A: Mars-mallows
Q: What's a grasshoppers favorite year?
A: Leap year!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a bee?
A: A fuzzy yellow jacket!
Q: How did the snakes bust out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall!
Q: What do you call an astronauts watch?
A: A lunar-tick!
Q: How much family came two the picnic?
A: Three sisters, two uncles and 10, 000 ants!
Q: What did Saturn say to Jupiter?
A: Don't call I'll give you a ring!
Q: Why is a cloud like Santa Claus?
A: Because it holds the rain, dear!
Q: If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: Fleece!
Q: What is a snakes favorite school subject?
A: Hissss-tory
Q: What do you get when you cross two bees and a water pistol?
A: A bee-bee gun!
Q: Why do mosquitoes make good pets
A: They're so tame they'll eat right out of your hand!
Q: What do snakes put on the kitchen floor?
A: Rep-tiles!
Q: What do spiders like with they're hamburgers?
A: French flies!
Q: Why is the north star the smartest star?
A: Because it is the brightest!
Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
A: A half moon, a full moon is lighter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie- talkie!
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a snakes tail?
A: It's only his tail, but it could be your end
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly webs!
Q: What do bugs use cheerios for?
A: Hula hoops!
Q: On what day do spiders eat the most?
A: Flyday
Q: What's big, bright and silly?
A: A fool moon!
Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman
A: An astro-nut
Q: Why did the snakes get in trouble at school?
A: because they were always hiss-pering!
Q: What kind of shoes do reptiles wear?
A: Snakers!
Q: What kind of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches, they don't have any feet!
Q: Where should a 300 pound alien go?
A: On a diet!
Q: What is a martians normal eyesight?
A: 20-20-20
Q: What's soft and white and comes from Mars?
A: Mars-mallows
Q: What's a grasshoppers favorite year?
A: Leap year!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a bee?
A: A fuzzy yellow jacket!
Q: How did the snakes bust out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall!
Q: What do you call an astronauts watch?
A: A lunar-tick!
Q: How much family came two the picnic?
A: Three sisters, two uncles and 10, 000 ants!
Q: What did Saturn say to Jupiter?
A: Don't call I'll give you a ring!
Q: Why is a cloud like Santa Claus?
A: Because it holds the rain, dear!
Q: If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: Fleece!
Q: What is a snakes favorite school subject?
A: Hissss-tory
Q: What do you get when you cross two bees and a water pistol?
A: A bee-bee gun!
Q: Why do mosquitoes make good pets
A: They're so tame they'll eat right out of your hand!
Q: What do snakes put on the kitchen floor?
A: Rep-tiles!
Q: What do spiders like with they're hamburgers?
A: French flies!
Q: Why is the north star the smartest star?
A: Because it is the brightest!
Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
A: A half moon, a full moon is lighter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie- talkie!
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a snakes tail?
A: It's only his tail, but it could be your end
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
April Fools Day (Part 3) Elephant Jokes
Here are some good elephant jokes I hope you enjoy them.
Elephant Jokes
Q: What's gray and highly dangerous?
A: An elephant with a machine gun!
Q: What's big, gray and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!
Q: What's big, gray and flies straight up?
A: An elecopter!
Q: What's gray, wrinkly and causes mass destruction?
A: An elephant with the hiccups!
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow
Q: What's gray, carries flowers and cheers you up when you're sick?
A: A get-wellephant
Q: What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
A: One roars with pain, the other pours with rain?
Q: How do you tell the difference between mouse and an elephant?
A: Try picking them up!
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
A: One rarely bites, the other barely writes1
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant!
Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other is one week!
Q: What's the difference between a banana and an elephant?
A: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: Elephant's can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants!
Q: What's the difference between an African Elephant and an Indian Elephant?
A: About three thousand miles!
Q: Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
A: Because if it were small, white and round it would be an Aspirin!
Neighbor: "My elephant is sick, do you know any animal doctors?"
Other neighbor: "Sorry, all the doctors I know are people"
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing pink and yellow elephants!"
Doctor: "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
Patient: "No, just pink and yellow elephants!"
Elephant: "Doctor, I've lost my memory!"
Doctor: "When did this happen?"
Elephant: "When did what happen?"
Q: What pills do you give an elephant that can't sleep?
A: Trunkquillizers!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said "You know, you really need help". "Yes I do" the elephant cried "Get this kid off my foot!"
Q: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him give it back!
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a whine!
"I know an elephant who lives on garlic alone". "I'm not surprised he lives alone if all he eats is garlic!"
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Q: Have you heard the elephant who went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked a bus, three cars and a fire engine!
Q: When should you feed an elephant milk?
A: When it's a baby!
Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Q: What do you call an elephant that can't add?
A: Dumbo!
Teacher: "To which does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them-they're to big to lose"
Q: Why don't elephant like playing cards in the jungle?
A: Because of all the cheetahs!
Q: What do you call an elephant in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette
Q: How do elephants speak to each other?
A: By elephone
Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant under you're bed?
A: When you're nearly touching the ceiling!
Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
A: Plenty of room!
A man was sprinkling white powder on his lawn. His neighbor comes up to him and asks "Why are you doing that?" "To keep the elephant away" the man replies. "Elephants, there aren't any elephants around here!" "See it works" he said.
Q: Which is stronger, an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail, it carries it's house while an elephant only carries it's trunk!
Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?
A: Give to elephants to use as marbles!
Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision
Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: "You look elephantastic!"
Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Put it on some bricks!
Q: What did the baby elephant get when his dad sneezed?
A: Out of the way!
Q: Why do elephants have short tails?
A: So they can remember long stories!
Q: How do you keep an elephant in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow
Father: "I'd like an elephant for my son please".
Clerk: "Sorry sir, we don't except exchanges"
Elephant Jokes
Q: What's gray and highly dangerous?
A: An elephant with a machine gun!
Q: What's big, gray and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!
Q: What's big, gray and flies straight up?
A: An elecopter!
Q: What's gray, wrinkly and causes mass destruction?
A: An elephant with the hiccups!
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow
Q: What's gray, carries flowers and cheers you up when you're sick?
A: A get-wellephant
Q: What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
A: One roars with pain, the other pours with rain?
Q: How do you tell the difference between mouse and an elephant?
A: Try picking them up!
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
A: One rarely bites, the other barely writes1
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant!
Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other is one week!
Q: What's the difference between a banana and an elephant?
A: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: Elephant's can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants!
Q: What's the difference between an African Elephant and an Indian Elephant?
A: About three thousand miles!
Q: Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
A: Because if it were small, white and round it would be an Aspirin!
Neighbor: "My elephant is sick, do you know any animal doctors?"
Other neighbor: "Sorry, all the doctors I know are people"
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing pink and yellow elephants!"
Doctor: "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
Patient: "No, just pink and yellow elephants!"
Elephant: "Doctor, I've lost my memory!"
Doctor: "When did this happen?"
Elephant: "When did what happen?"
Q: What pills do you give an elephant that can't sleep?
A: Trunkquillizers!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said "You know, you really need help". "Yes I do" the elephant cried "Get this kid off my foot!"
Q: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him give it back!
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a whine!
"I know an elephant who lives on garlic alone". "I'm not surprised he lives alone if all he eats is garlic!"
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Q: Have you heard the elephant who went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked a bus, three cars and a fire engine!
Q: When should you feed an elephant milk?
A: When it's a baby!
Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Q: What do you call an elephant that can't add?
A: Dumbo!
Teacher: "To which does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them-they're to big to lose"
Q: Why don't elephant like playing cards in the jungle?
A: Because of all the cheetahs!
Q: What do you call an elephant in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette
Q: How do elephants speak to each other?
A: By elephone
Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant under you're bed?
A: When you're nearly touching the ceiling!
Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
A: Plenty of room!
A man was sprinkling white powder on his lawn. His neighbor comes up to him and asks "Why are you doing that?" "To keep the elephant away" the man replies. "Elephants, there aren't any elephants around here!" "See it works" he said.
Q: Which is stronger, an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail, it carries it's house while an elephant only carries it's trunk!
Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?
A: Give to elephants to use as marbles!
Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision
Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: "You look elephantastic!"
Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Put it on some bricks!
Q: What did the baby elephant get when his dad sneezed?
A: Out of the way!
Q: Why do elephants have short tails?
A: So they can remember long stories!
Q: How do you keep an elephant in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow
Father: "I'd like an elephant for my son please".
Clerk: "Sorry sir, we don't except exchanges"
Monday, April 13, 2009
April Fools Day (Part 2) Baseball Jokes
For April Fools Day I rented a few joke books from the library. Here are the best jokes I found.
Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did the police officer run out on the baseball field?
A: Because the runner had just stolen second base!
Q: Where is the best place to put crying children?
A: In the bawl park!
Q: What runs around the field but never wins?
A: A fence!
Q: Where do people only where white clothes in a baseball game?
A: In the bleachers!
Q: Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
A: Because they have fans on them!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave!
Q: Did you here the joke about the fast ball?
A: Never mind, you just missed it!
Q: What happens to old baseball players
A: They get batty!
Q: Where do baseball players wash their equipment?
A: In the bat-tub!
Q: What did the batter sing when it started to rain?
A: "Swingin in the rain"
Q: Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
A: Because they both depend on the batter!
Anne: "We played baseball in school today and I stole second base"
Mom: "Well you march right over there and give it back!"
Q: What are the best kind of shoes for stealing bases?
A: Sneakers!
Q: Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second to third?
A: Second to third because there's a shortstop in the middle!
Q: Which baseball player do you need to make lemonade?
A: The pitcher!
Q: What kind of dishes do catchers use?
A: Home plates!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
A: Pitching like no ones ever seen!
Two baseball players make a promise to each other. Whoever died first would come back and tell the other one whether or not there was baseball in heaven. So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and tells him "I have good and bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow!"
Q: When did the sun play baseball?
A: At the all-stars game!
Q: Why is a batter like a horse's tail?
A: They're both used to swat flies!
Q: Why did the frog go to the baseball game?
A: To catch fly balls!
Q: Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
A: He suspected fowl play!
Q: How did the cow fell when his team lost the game
A: Like an udder failure
Q: What sport do honey bees play?
A: Beesball
Q: What kind of animals do you see at a baseball game?
A: Bats, hot dogs, and fly balls1
Q: What is a vampires favorite person on the baseball team?
A: The bat-boy
Q: Where do dragon baseball players go?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Q: What position does King Kong play on a baseball game?
A: Any position he wants!
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Q: What do you call a whiny baseball player?
A: A baseball brat!
Q: When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A: In the Big-Inning!
Q: What do you get when you cross a famous baseball player with a tree?
A: Babe Root
The teacher asked her class to write a story of a baseball game. One minuete later Henry turned in his paper. It read "Game cancled on account of rain!"
Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did the police officer run out on the baseball field?
A: Because the runner had just stolen second base!
Q: Where is the best place to put crying children?
A: In the bawl park!
Q: What runs around the field but never wins?
A: A fence!
Q: Where do people only where white clothes in a baseball game?
A: In the bleachers!
Q: Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
A: Because they have fans on them!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave!
Q: Did you here the joke about the fast ball?
A: Never mind, you just missed it!
Q: What happens to old baseball players
A: They get batty!
Q: Where do baseball players wash their equipment?
A: In the bat-tub!
Q: What did the batter sing when it started to rain?
A: "Swingin in the rain"
Q: Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
A: Because they both depend on the batter!
Anne: "We played baseball in school today and I stole second base"
Mom: "Well you march right over there and give it back!"
Q: What are the best kind of shoes for stealing bases?
A: Sneakers!
Q: Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second to third?
A: Second to third because there's a shortstop in the middle!
Q: Which baseball player do you need to make lemonade?
A: The pitcher!
Q: What kind of dishes do catchers use?
A: Home plates!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
A: Pitching like no ones ever seen!
Two baseball players make a promise to each other. Whoever died first would come back and tell the other one whether or not there was baseball in heaven. So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and tells him "I have good and bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow!"
Q: When did the sun play baseball?
A: At the all-stars game!
Q: Why is a batter like a horse's tail?
A: They're both used to swat flies!
Q: Why did the frog go to the baseball game?
A: To catch fly balls!
Q: Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
A: He suspected fowl play!
Q: How did the cow fell when his team lost the game
A: Like an udder failure
Q: What sport do honey bees play?
A: Beesball
Q: What kind of animals do you see at a baseball game?
A: Bats, hot dogs, and fly balls1
Q: What is a vampires favorite person on the baseball team?
A: The bat-boy
Q: Where do dragon baseball players go?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Q: What position does King Kong play on a baseball game?
A: Any position he wants!
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Q: What do you call a whiny baseball player?
A: A baseball brat!
Q: When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A: In the Big-Inning!
Q: What do you get when you cross a famous baseball player with a tree?
A: Babe Root
The teacher asked her class to write a story of a baseball game. One minuete later Henry turned in his paper. It read "Game cancled on account of rain!"
Friday, April 3, 2009
April Fools Day (Part 1)
Happy April Fools day everyone!!!! Last Wednesday was my favorite holiday because of laughs, pranks and jokes. I slept in that morning, when I woke up I casually told my family Happy April Fools Day. Then I quickly went on the computer and started the first barrage of pranks. I did something simple and emailed my mom and said "This email contains a funny virus". Then I did something EVIL, I took the remote from the TV and hid it so technically it would cause the house to be in CHAOS!!!!! Then after school my mom went grocery shopping, it was the perfect opportunity. So I called the Master of Pranks, my cousin Carly (to who I give a big shout out to) and she said to...
1. Rub deodorant on a comb.
2. Put Vaseline in the toilet seat. (If you have Icy Hot use that)
3. Put Flour inside the hairdryer.
4. Put an elastic on the sprayer so when someone turns the water on they get sprayed.
5. Put sugar in the salt shake and lots of others I can't remember.
The other pranks I did were #2, #3 and #4. With #4 I already knew that one but I still got my Dad twice, (I even showed it to my Dad!) and I got my Mom once and then she tried to set it up to get me and she forgot about it and did it. (I even got myself once too!) My Mom got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and herself in a sticky situation! The plan was working perfectly, the house was in chaos because the remote was missing! Then a week later my Mom found the hairdryer and avoided it. These are the steps to set up a good prank.
1. Think of a good prank.
2. Look for the loopholes and make sure that it is foolproof.
3. Make sure that no one is around to spoil your prank and set it up
4. Clear away all evidence that the prank is there.
5. Wait for the victim to get pranked and wait for the scream or shout.
6. Clean up the mess if there is any.
A bunch of people in my family pulled pranks too. My Uncle Jeff drew mustaches on his kids while they were sleeping and my cousin Lauchlen retaliated by putting Whipped Cream in his pillow. My cousins, Anthony, Sydney and Mitchell took out the stuffing in my cousin Kalina's Giant Teddy Bear (the stuffing filled 5 garbage bags)! Then Mitchell crawled inside the bear and scared Kalina. The best part of April Fools Day was when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows to Kaden, now I've read all the books to him. He was really excited and gave me a hug. There's going to be a post on Kaden's liking Harry Potter and Part 2 to this post. :)
1. Rub deodorant on a comb.
2. Put Vaseline in the toilet seat. (If you have Icy Hot use that)
3. Put Flour inside the hairdryer.
4. Put an elastic on the sprayer so when someone turns the water on they get sprayed.
5. Put sugar in the salt shake and lots of others I can't remember.
The other pranks I did were #2, #3 and #4. With #4 I already knew that one but I still got my Dad twice, (I even showed it to my Dad!) and I got my Mom once and then she tried to set it up to get me and she forgot about it and did it. (I even got myself once too!) My Mom got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and herself in a sticky situation! The plan was working perfectly, the house was in chaos because the remote was missing! Then a week later my Mom found the hairdryer and avoided it. These are the steps to set up a good prank.
1. Think of a good prank.
2. Look for the loopholes and make sure that it is foolproof.
3. Make sure that no one is around to spoil your prank and set it up
4. Clear away all evidence that the prank is there.
5. Wait for the victim to get pranked and wait for the scream or shout.
6. Clean up the mess if there is any.
A bunch of people in my family pulled pranks too. My Uncle Jeff drew mustaches on his kids while they were sleeping and my cousin Lauchlen retaliated by putting Whipped Cream in his pillow. My cousins, Anthony, Sydney and Mitchell took out the stuffing in my cousin Kalina's Giant Teddy Bear (the stuffing filled 5 garbage bags)! Then Mitchell crawled inside the bear and scared Kalina. The best part of April Fools Day was when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows to Kaden, now I've read all the books to him. He was really excited and gave me a hug. There's going to be a post on Kaden's liking Harry Potter and Part 2 to this post. :)
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Dino Jokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat and spurs?
A: A Tyranosaurus Tex
Q: How can you tell if a dinosaur is a meat eater or a plant eater?
A: Climb on to a plate and see what happens!
Q: What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur?
A: A Stego-snore-aus
Q: What do you get when you cross one T.Rex with another T.Rex?
A: Don't do it, T.Rex's hate to be double crossed!
Q: When did the Raptor cross the street?
A: When the sign said "STALK"
Q: How did the stone age wrecking crew blast through the mountains?
A: With Dino-Mite!
Q: Which dinosaur plays a mean boogie-woogie?
A: Pianosaurus Rex!
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their valentines before they mail them?
A: Stomps!
Q: Why was Stegosaurus the star of her volley ball team?
A: Because she could really Spike the ball!
Q: Where does Triceratops find the best fries in town?
A: At the Dinersaur!
Q: Which dinosaur never quits?
A: Tryceratops
Q: What did the dinosaur do at the rodeo?
A: He rode a Bucking Broncosaurus
Q: What did the little dino get for her B-day?
A: A Toyranosaurus Rex
Q: What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Q: What did the Raptors say when the volcano erupted?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a flying reptile?
A: A Terrierdactyl
Q: What did the little dinosaurs say when their mother went into the pond without them?
A: Wade for us!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a bunny?
A: A Tricerahops!
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: Which dino won 1st place at the Jurassic Costume contest at Halloween?
A: The Terrordactyl
Q: What do you call a T.Rex who tries to find out secrets?
A: Spyrannosaurus Rex
Q: What Kind of Bed Time stories do dino's like the best?
A: Tall Tails
A: A Tyranosaurus Tex
Q: How can you tell if a dinosaur is a meat eater or a plant eater?
A: Climb on to a plate and see what happens!
Q: What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur?
A: A Stego-snore-aus
Q: What do you get when you cross one T.Rex with another T.Rex?
A: Don't do it, T.Rex's hate to be double crossed!
Q: When did the Raptor cross the street?
A: When the sign said "STALK"
Q: How did the stone age wrecking crew blast through the mountains?
A: With Dino-Mite!
Q: Which dinosaur plays a mean boogie-woogie?
A: Pianosaurus Rex!
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their valentines before they mail them?
A: Stomps!
Q: Why was Stegosaurus the star of her volley ball team?
A: Because she could really Spike the ball!
Q: Where does Triceratops find the best fries in town?
A: At the Dinersaur!
Q: Which dinosaur never quits?
A: Tryceratops
Q: What did the dinosaur do at the rodeo?
A: He rode a Bucking Broncosaurus
Q: What did the little dino get for her B-day?
A: A Toyranosaurus Rex
Q: What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Q: What did the Raptors say when the volcano erupted?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a flying reptile?
A: A Terrierdactyl
Q: What did the little dinosaurs say when their mother went into the pond without them?
A: Wade for us!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a bunny?
A: A Tricerahops!
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: Which dino won 1st place at the Jurassic Costume contest at Halloween?
A: The Terrordactyl
Q: What do you call a T.Rex who tries to find out secrets?
A: Spyrannosaurus Rex
Q: What Kind of Bed Time stories do dino's like the best?
A: Tall Tails
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Quotes of the week
Spongebob and Patrick are trying to sell chocolate.
SB: we need to try a new approach, lets try flattering the customer make him feel good.
They ring the door bell and the customer answers.
C: hello
P: I love you
Mom asks kaden what his favorite word is.
K: Devour, Devour means to gobble down food.
Squidward is sad and leaves the room when his band does horrible and spongebob says.
SB: what type of monsters are we, Squidwards always been there for us when it was convenient for him.
Indiana jones shows off his skills in defending himself in front of Mutt.
M: your'e a teacher?
IJ: part time.
Spongebob is skiing on a mountain with freinds and decides to show off.
SB: this one's called "the dirty Squidward"
SW: quit naming moves after me!
Spongebob mimics Squidward
SB: every one's an idiot except for me
SW: well it's true
Sandy tells everyone about how land creatures are better than water creatures.
S: climbing, singing, running, you guys have swimming but we also have flying, building and fishing.
Squidward steps in and says "and drowning don't forget drowning"
SB: we need to try a new approach, lets try flattering the customer make him feel good.
They ring the door bell and the customer answers.
C: hello
P: I love you
Mom asks kaden what his favorite word is.
K: Devour, Devour means to gobble down food.
Squidward is sad and leaves the room when his band does horrible and spongebob says.
SB: what type of monsters are we, Squidwards always been there for us when it was convenient for him.
Indiana jones shows off his skills in defending himself in front of Mutt.
M: your'e a teacher?
IJ: part time.
Spongebob is skiing on a mountain with freinds and decides to show off.
SB: this one's called "the dirty Squidward"
SW: quit naming moves after me!
Spongebob mimics Squidward
SB: every one's an idiot except for me
SW: well it's true
Sandy tells everyone about how land creatures are better than water creatures.
S: climbing, singing, running, you guys have swimming but we also have flying, building and fishing.
Squidward steps in and says "and drowning don't forget drowning"
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Funny Faces
Isn't that the cutest?
Someone doesn't like like what their eating! 
AHHHHHHHH!
BYU Super fan!
Krazy Kids
So sweet
Oh no a bug just hit the windshield
Same thing happend to me!!!
Duh!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
the Fattest Weiner Dog Ever!!!
As we were walking to the pottery store we saw a fat, uglyweiner dog that walked a mile in 3hrs. It was walking so slow.
Monday, September 8, 2008
When Cloning Goes Wrong
Whoever did these pictures did a realy good job!
A Smelly Slider
A Intrested Rabbit
Reptile or Amphibian?
A Shelled Predator
A Jumping Feline
A Red Robin
A Wood Jump
A Flying Gecko
A Flying Danger
The Mountain Squirel
A Golden Chickadee
The duck that bites back!
A Beagle
A Smelly Slider
A Intrested Rabbit
Reptile or Amphibian?
A Shelled Predator
A Jumping Feline
A Red Robin
A Wood Jump
A Flying Gecko
A Flying Danger
The Mountain Squirel
A Golden Chickadee
The duck that bites back!
A BeagleShort Term Memory Loss
Speaking of Senior Moments: WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper? The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was. Ma'am, said the newspaper employee, today is Saturday ... The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday. There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.... As she was heard to mutter 'Well crap------------ ... So that's why no one was at church today.'
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