Here are some space, snake, and bug jokes. Enjoy :)
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly webs!
Q: What do bugs use cheerios for?
A: Hula hoops!
Q: On what day do spiders eat the most?
A: Flyday
Q: What's big, bright and silly?
A: A fool moon!
Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman
A: An astro-nut
Q: Why did the snakes get in trouble at school?
A: because they were always hiss-pering!
Q: What kind of shoes do reptiles wear?
A: Snakers!
Q: What kind of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches, they don't have any feet!
Q: Where should a 300 pound alien go?
A: On a diet!
Q: What is a martians normal eyesight?
A: 20-20-20
Q: What's soft and white and comes from Mars?
A: Mars-mallows
Q: What's a grasshoppers favorite year?
A: Leap year!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a bee?
A: A fuzzy yellow jacket!
Q: How did the snakes bust out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall!
Q: What do you call an astronauts watch?
A: A lunar-tick!
Q: How much family came two the picnic?
A: Three sisters, two uncles and 10, 000 ants!
Q: What did Saturn say to Jupiter?
A: Don't call I'll give you a ring!
Q: Why is a cloud like Santa Claus?
A: Because it holds the rain, dear!
Q: If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: Fleece!
Q: What is a snakes favorite school subject?
A: Hissss-tory
Q: What do you get when you cross two bees and a water pistol?
A: A bee-bee gun!
Q: Why do mosquitoes make good pets
A: They're so tame they'll eat right out of your hand!
Q: What do snakes put on the kitchen floor?
A: Rep-tiles!
Q: What do spiders like with they're hamburgers?
A: French flies!
Q: Why is the north star the smartest star?
A: Because it is the brightest!
Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
A: A half moon, a full moon is lighter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie- talkie!
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a snakes tail?
A: It's only his tail, but it could be your end
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