Here are some good elephant jokes I hope you enjoy them.
Elephant Jokes
Q: What's gray and highly dangerous?
A: An elephant with a machine gun!
Q: What's big, gray and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!
Q: What's big, gray and flies straight up?
A: An elecopter!
Q: What's gray, wrinkly and causes mass destruction?
A: An elephant with the hiccups!
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow
Q: What's gray, carries flowers and cheers you up when you're sick?
A: A get-wellephant
Q: What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
A: One roars with pain, the other pours with rain?
Q: How do you tell the difference between mouse and an elephant?
A: Try picking them up!
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
A: One rarely bites, the other barely writes1
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant!
Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other is one week!
Q: What's the difference between a banana and an elephant?
A: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: Elephant's can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants!
Q: What's the difference between an African Elephant and an Indian Elephant?
A: About three thousand miles!
Q: Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
A: Because if it were small, white and round it would be an Aspirin!
Neighbor: "My elephant is sick, do you know any animal doctors?"
Other neighbor: "Sorry, all the doctors I know are people"
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing pink and yellow elephants!"
Doctor: "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
Patient: "No, just pink and yellow elephants!"
Elephant: "Doctor, I've lost my memory!"
Doctor: "When did this happen?"
Elephant: "When did what happen?"
Q: What pills do you give an elephant that can't sleep?
A: Trunkquillizers!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said "You know, you really need help". "Yes I do" the elephant cried "Get this kid off my foot!"
Q: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him give it back!
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a whine!
"I know an elephant who lives on garlic alone". "I'm not surprised he lives alone if all he eats is garlic!"
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
Q: Have you heard the elephant who went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked a bus, three cars and a fire engine!
Q: When should you feed an elephant milk?
A: When it's a baby!
Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Q: What do you call an elephant that can't add?
A: Dumbo!
Teacher: "To which does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them-they're to big to lose"
Q: Why don't elephant like playing cards in the jungle?
A: Because of all the cheetahs!
Q: What do you call an elephant in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette
Q: How do elephants speak to each other?
A: By elephone
Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant under you're bed?
A: When you're nearly touching the ceiling!
Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
A: Plenty of room!
A man was sprinkling white powder on his lawn. His neighbor comes up to him and asks "Why are you doing that?" "To keep the elephant away" the man replies. "Elephants, there aren't any elephants around here!" "See it works" he said.
Q: Which is stronger, an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail, it carries it's house while an elephant only carries it's trunk!
Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?
A: Give to elephants to use as marbles!
Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision
Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: "You look elephantastic!"
Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Put it on some bricks!
Q: What did the baby elephant get when his dad sneezed?
A: Out of the way!
Q: Why do elephants have short tails?
A: So they can remember long stories!
Q: How do you keep an elephant in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow
Father: "I'd like an elephant for my son please".
Clerk: "Sorry sir, we don't except exchanges"
2 comments:
Ok here's some of my old Elephant jokes, see how you like them.
1-Do you allow elephants on this train?
Yes, but you have to check their trunk.
2-I saw you walking an elephant down the street. How do you manage to lead an animal like that?
It's not so hard-you just tie a rope on to him; find out which way he wants to go and then hang on.
3-Now, tell me Bobby, where is the elephant found? The elephant, teacher, is such a large animal it's hardly ever lost.
Great jokes Jaxson
Love ya Aunt Jackie
those are funny!!!
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