For April Fools Day I rented a few joke books from the library. Here are the best jokes I found.
Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did the police officer run out on the baseball field?
A: Because the runner had just stolen second base!
Q: Where is the best place to put crying children?
A: In the bawl park!
Q: What runs around the field but never wins?
A: A fence!
Q: Where do people only where white clothes in a baseball game?
A: In the bleachers!
Q: Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
A: Because they have fans on them!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave!
Q: Did you here the joke about the fast ball?
A: Never mind, you just missed it!
Q: What happens to old baseball players
A: They get batty!
Q: Where do baseball players wash their equipment?
A: In the bat-tub!
Q: What did the batter sing when it started to rain?
A: "Swingin in the rain"
Q: Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
A: Because they both depend on the batter!
Anne: "We played baseball in school today and I stole second base"
Mom: "Well you march right over there and give it back!"
Q: What are the best kind of shoes for stealing bases?
A: Sneakers!
Q: Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second to third?
A: Second to third because there's a shortstop in the middle!
Q: Which baseball player do you need to make lemonade?
A: The pitcher!
Q: What kind of dishes do catchers use?
A: Home plates!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
A: Pitching like no ones ever seen!
Two baseball players make a promise to each other. Whoever died first would come back and tell the other one whether or not there was baseball in heaven. So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and tells him "I have good and bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow!"
Q: When did the sun play baseball?
A: At the all-stars game!
Q: Why is a batter like a horse's tail?
A: They're both used to swat flies!
Q: Why did the frog go to the baseball game?
A: To catch fly balls!
Q: Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
A: He suspected fowl play!
Q: How did the cow fell when his team lost the game
A: Like an udder failure
Q: What sport do honey bees play?
A: Beesball
Q: What kind of animals do you see at a baseball game?
A: Bats, hot dogs, and fly balls1
Q: What is a vampires favorite person on the baseball team?
A: The bat-boy
Q: Where do dragon baseball players go?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Q: What position does King Kong play on a baseball game?
A: Any position he wants!
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Q: What do you call a whiny baseball player?
A: A baseball brat!
Q: When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A: In the Big-Inning!
Q: What do you get when you cross a famous baseball player with a tree?
A: Babe Root
The teacher asked her class to write a story of a baseball game. One minuete later Henry turned in his paper. It read "Game cancled on account of rain!"
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