Showing posts with label holdays birthdays and stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holdays birthdays and stuff. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Dunes Pictures

The Dunes
Nothin' but Sand

Kelly's Sand Rail (with Star Wars paint job)


The Gang



Jumping hills




About 5 Ft. of Air





Righteous






Stuck!







Wyatt's sweet moves








Clayton and Weston on quads









Thursday, April 16, 2009

Good Math Books (April Fools day Part 5)

These are some awesome math books I've been using.

I Love Fractions By: Henry the Eighth

How To get Quotents By: Dee Vide
We Each Have Half By: Eve N. Steven

Three, Six, Nine, Twelve By: Skip Count
Arithmetic Stinks By: P. U. Math

Subtracting By: Les Stuff,
Addition Is Fun By: Carrie Dee Five

I'm Always On Top of Things By: Numa Rator
What's 10+10 By: Gimme D. Sum

One, Three, Five, Seven, Nine By: Todd Odd
What's the Difference By: Sue B. Tract

Guess How Many Jellybeans are in a Jar By: S. T. Mate
Heads or Tails By: Flip A. Coin, One Forth of July By: J.
Learn Addition In a Minuet By: Adam Fast, Nothing and More Nothing By: Z. Row

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

April Fools Day (Part 4) Other Jokes

Here are some space, snake, and bug jokes. Enjoy :)

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly webs!

Q: What do bugs use cheerios for?
A: Hula hoops!

Q: On what day do spiders eat the most?
A: Flyday

Q: What's big, bright and silly?
A: A fool moon!

Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman
A: An astro-nut

Q: Why did the snakes get in trouble at school?
A: because they were always hiss-pering!

Q: What kind of shoes do reptiles wear?
A: Snakers!

Q: What kind of songs do planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!

Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches, they don't have any feet!

Q: Where should a 300 pound alien go?
A: On a diet!

Q: What is a martians normal eyesight?
A: 20-20-20

Q: What's soft and white and comes from Mars?
A: Mars-mallows

Q: What's a grasshoppers favorite year?
A: Leap year!

Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a bee?
A: A fuzzy yellow jacket!

Q: How did the snakes bust out of jail?
A: They scaled the wall!

Q: What do you call an astronauts watch?
A: A lunar-tick!

Q: How much family came two the picnic?
A: Three sisters, two uncles and 10, 000 ants!

Q: What did Saturn say to Jupiter?
A: Don't call I'll give you a ring!

Q: Why is a cloud like Santa Claus?
A: Because it holds the rain, dear!

Q: If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
A: Fleece!

Q: What is a snakes favorite school subject?
A: Hissss-tory

Q: What do you get when you cross two bees and a water pistol?
A: A bee-bee gun!

Q: Why do mosquitoes make good pets
A: They're so tame they'll eat right out of your hand!

Q: What do snakes put on the kitchen floor?
A: Rep-tiles!

Q: What do spiders like with they're hamburgers?
A: French flies!

Q: Why is the north star the smartest star?
A: Because it is the brightest!

Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
A: A half moon, a full moon is lighter!

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie- talkie!

Q: Why shouldn't you grab a snakes tail?
A: It's only his tail, but it could be your end

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

April Fools Day (Part 3) Elephant Jokes

Here are some good elephant jokes I hope you enjoy them.

Elephant Jokes
Q: What's gray and highly dangerous?
A: An elephant with a machine gun!

Q: What's big, gray and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!

Q: What's big, gray and flies straight up?
A: An elecopter!

Q: What's gray, wrinkly and causes mass destruction?
A: An elephant with the hiccups!

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow

Q: What's gray, carries flowers and cheers you up when you're sick?
A: A get-wellephant

Q: What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
A: One roars with pain, the other pours with rain?

Q: How do you tell the difference between mouse and an elephant?
A: Try picking them up!

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
A: One rarely bites, the other barely writes1

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant!

Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other is one week!

Q: What's the difference between a banana and an elephant?
A: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: Elephant's can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants!

Q: What's the difference between an African Elephant and an Indian Elephant?
A: About three thousand miles!

Q: Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
A: Because if it were small, white and round it would be an Aspirin!

Neighbor: "My elephant is sick, do you know any animal doctors?"
Other neighbor: "Sorry, all the doctors I know are people"

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing pink and yellow elephants!"
Doctor: "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"
Patient: "No, just pink and yellow elephants!"

Elephant: "Doctor, I've lost my memory!"
Doctor: "When did this happen?"
Elephant: "When did what happen?"

Q: What pills do you give an elephant that can't sleep?
A: Trunkquillizers!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said "You know, you really need help". "Yes I do" the elephant cried "Get this kid off my foot!"

Q: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him give it back!

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a whine!

"I know an elephant who lives on garlic alone". "I'm not surprised he lives alone if all he eats is garlic!"

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Q: Have you heard the elephant who went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked a bus, three cars and a fire engine!

Q: When should you feed an elephant milk?
A: When it's a baby!

Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

Q: What do you call an elephant that can't add?
A: Dumbo!

Teacher: "To which does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: I don't know, nobody I know owns one"

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them-they're to big to lose"

Q: Why don't elephant like playing cards in the jungle?
A: Because of all the cheetahs!

Q: What do you call an elephant in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette

Q: How do elephants speak to each other?
A: By elephone

Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant under you're bed?
A: When you're nearly touching the ceiling!

Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
A: Plenty of room!

A man was sprinkling white powder on his lawn. His neighbor comes up to him and asks "Why are you doing that?" "To keep the elephant away" the man replies. "Elephants, there aren't any elephants around here!" "See it works" he said.

Q: Which is stronger, an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail, it carries it's house while an elephant only carries it's trunk!

Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?
A: Give to elephants to use as marbles!

Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision

Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: "You look elephantastic!"

Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Put it on some bricks!

Q: What did the baby elephant get when his dad sneezed?
A: Out of the way!

Q: Why do elephants have short tails?
A: So they can remember long stories!

Q: How do you keep an elephant in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow

Father: "I'd like an elephant for my son please".
Clerk: "Sorry sir, we don't except exchanges"

Monday, April 13, 2009

April Fools Day (Part 2) Baseball Jokes

For April Fools Day I rented a few joke books from the library. Here are the best jokes I found.

Baseball Jokes
Q: Why did the police officer run out on the baseball field?
A: Because the runner had just stolen second base!

Q: Where is the best place to put crying children?
A: In the bawl park!

Q: What runs around the field but never wins?
A: A fence!

Q: Where do people only where white clothes in a baseball game?
A: In the bleachers!

Q: Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
A: Because they have fans on them!

Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans leave!

Q: Did you here the joke about the fast ball?
A: Never mind, you just missed it!

Q: What happens to old baseball players
A: They get batty!

Q: Where do baseball players wash their equipment?
A: In the bat-tub!

Q: What did the batter sing when it started to rain?
A: "Swingin in the rain"

Q: Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
A: Because they both depend on the batter!

Anne: "We played baseball in school today and I stole second base"
Mom: "Well you march right over there and give it back!"

Q: What are the best kind of shoes for stealing bases?
A: Sneakers!

Q: Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second to third?
A: Second to third because there's a shortstop in the middle!

Q: Which baseball player do you need to make lemonade?
A: The pitcher!

Q: What kind of dishes do catchers use?
A: Home plates!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
A: Pitching like no ones ever seen!

Two baseball players make a promise to each other. Whoever died first would come back and tell the other one whether or not there was baseball in heaven. So one of them dies and comes back as a ghost and tells him "I have good and bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow!"

Q: When did the sun play baseball?
A: At the all-stars game!

Q: Why is a batter like a horse's tail?
A: They're both used to swat flies!

Q: Why did the frog go to the baseball game?
A: To catch fly balls!

Q: Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
A: He suspected fowl play!

Q: How did the cow fell when his team lost the game
A: Like an udder failure

Q: What sport do honey bees play?
A: Beesball

Q: What kind of animals do you see at a baseball game?
A: Bats, hot dogs, and fly balls1

Q: What is a vampires favorite person on the baseball team?
A: The bat-boy

Q: Where do dragon baseball players go?
A: In the Hall of Flame!

Q: What position does King Kong play on a baseball game?
A: Any position he wants!

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin!

Q: What do you call a whiny baseball player?
A: A baseball brat!

Q: When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A: In the Big-Inning!

Q: What do you get when you cross a famous baseball player with a tree?
A: Babe Root

The teacher asked her class to write a story of a baseball game. One minuete later Henry turned in his paper. It read "Game cancled on account of rain!"

Friday, April 3, 2009

April Fools Day (Part 1)

Happy April Fools day everyone!!!! Last Wednesday was my favorite holiday because of laughs, pranks and jokes. I slept in that morning, when I woke up I casually told my family Happy April Fools Day. Then I quickly went on the computer and started the first barrage of pranks. I did something simple and emailed my mom and said "This email contains a funny virus". Then I did something EVIL, I took the remote from the TV and hid it so technically it would cause the house to be in CHAOS!!!!! Then after school my mom went grocery shopping, it was the perfect opportunity. So I called the Master of Pranks, my cousin Carly (to who I give a big shout out to) and she said to...

1. Rub deodorant on a comb.
2. Put Vaseline in the toilet seat. (If you have Icy Hot use that)
3. Put Flour inside the hairdryer.
4. Put an elastic on the sprayer so when someone turns the water on they get sprayed.
5. Put sugar in the salt shake and lots of others I can't remember.

The other pranks I did were #2, #3 and #4. With #4 I already knew that one but I still got my Dad twice, (I even showed it to my Dad!) and I got my Mom once and then she tried to set it up to get me and she forgot about it and did it. (I even got myself once too!) My Mom got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and herself in a sticky situation! The plan was working perfectly, the house was in chaos because the remote was missing! Then a week later my Mom found the hairdryer and avoided it. These are the steps to set up a good prank.

1. Think of a good prank.
2. Look for the loopholes and make sure that it is foolproof.
3. Make sure that no one is around to spoil your prank and set it up
4. Clear away all evidence that the prank is there.
5. Wait for the victim to get pranked and wait for the scream or shout.
6. Clean up the mess if there is any.

A bunch of people in my family pulled pranks too. My Uncle Jeff drew mustaches on his kids while they were sleeping and my cousin Lauchlen retaliated by putting Whipped Cream in his pillow. My cousins, Anthony, Sydney and Mitchell took out the stuffing in my cousin Kalina's Giant Teddy Bear (the stuffing filled 5 garbage bags)! Then Mitchell crawled inside the bear and scared Kalina. The best part of April Fools Day was when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows to Kaden, now I've read all the books to him. He was really excited and gave me a hug. There's going to be a post on Kaden's liking Harry Potter and Part 2 to this post. :)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Toothless Joe


A few days ago I lost my right bottom canine tooth. The Tooth Fairie hasn't even come yet i think she thinks I am to old or something to get any money. Our camera isn't working yet so I guess I'll just show you some old pictures of me.



















Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas










Merry Christmas to all my fans and let us rejoice for it is the day the Lord, our savior was born. Let us also rejoice because it is PARTY TIME!!!!!! This Christmas was the best Christmas ever because of the stuff we got, I got clothes, a blue Nintendo DS with two games Lego Indiana Jones and Star Wars Jedi Allience, THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER BOOK SET, candy, gum and some other awesome stuff. Kaden got an entire collection of Star Wars movies, a Minotaur from Narnia, Chronicles of Narnia prince caspian, two awesome ninjas, clothes, and some other stuff.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Carly Visiting

For a week and two days, Carly stayed at our house. My mom and dad went to the vikings football game so Carly babysat us. While our parents were gone we made 4 movies. We also went the park and played SPY. It was so fun!

This is a picture of my mom and dad at the football game with VICTOR THE VIKING.


Gavin had alot fun at our house too. He loved the hose on the front porch.
Sophia loves this stroller. Ever since we gave her a doll set that

was supposed to be a present she's been the mama.






Sophie and Gavin both love the pink fluffy chair and when those

to cross things get dirty.
We found these pink glasses and Sophia fell in love with them.

IM A ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me, Kaden, and Carly went to to the the pottery store.

I picked out a T- Rex, Kade got a race car, and Carly chose

a spoon holder. Afterwards we got ice cream at cold Stone.
I got cheescake mixed with cotten candy and on top was cherries and gummi bears.
Kaden got mint with bubble gum and sprinkles and carly got peanut butter.




Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Double- Didgit-Midget

I Cant Believe I'm Finally 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me, Carson, Austin, Wyatt, Gus, Kade, And Palmer
Me and my bike
A pack of Bionicles
Swimming
Pool Party

I cannot believe I am 10!!!! I got 2 Packs of bionicles, a Nerf gun that shoots foam balls, $51 Bucks, a awesome cake, candy, and lots of fun!! My friend Wyatt got to stay late till 7:00 P.M.