Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat and spurs?
A: A Tyranosaurus Tex
Q: How can you tell if a dinosaur is a meat eater or a plant eater?
A: Climb on to a plate and see what happens!
Q: What do you call a sleeping Dinosaur?
A: A Stego-snore-aus
Q: What do you get when you cross one T.Rex with another T.Rex?
A: Don't do it, T.Rex's hate to be double crossed!
Q: When did the Raptor cross the street?
A: When the sign said "STALK"
Q: How did the stone age wrecking crew blast through the mountains?
A: With Dino-Mite!
Q: Which dinosaur plays a mean boogie-woogie?
A: Pianosaurus Rex!
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their valentines before they mail them?
A: Stomps!
Q: Why was Stegosaurus the star of her volley ball team?
A: Because she could really Spike the ball!
Q: Where does Triceratops find the best fries in town?
A: At the Dinersaur!
Q: Which dinosaur never quits?
A: Tryceratops
Q: What did the dinosaur do at the rodeo?
A: He rode a Bucking Broncosaurus
Q: What did the little dino get for her B-day?
A: A Toyranosaurus Rex
Q: What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Q: What did the Raptors say when the volcano erupted?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a flying reptile?
A: A Terrierdactyl
Q: What did the little dinosaurs say when their mother went into the pond without them?
A: Wade for us!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a bunny?
A: A Tricerahops!
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: Which dino won 1st place at the Jurassic Costume contest at Halloween?
A: The Terrordactyl
Q: What do you call a T.Rex who tries to find out secrets?
A: Spyrannosaurus Rex
Q: What Kind of Bed Time stories do dino's like the best?
A: Tall Tails
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